babyferaligator:

hella is a very accurate amount

(via roarning)

jesussbabymomma:

how do i tell my parents im black

(via roarning)

gnarly:

the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger

(via roarning)

silabus:

do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds

(via roarning)

cokeflow:

I’m only rude if you’re dumb and annoying

(Source: driveway, via roarning)

leeeeverett:

today these two kids in my math class were hitting each other with pencils and my teacher glared at them and said “could you try to be a little more mature?”

one of them screamed “TAXES” and punched the other kid in the face

(via roarning)

hahaharuka:

if you are flirting with me please put [I AM FLIRTING WITH YOU] at the end of every sentence because i am dumb and i don’t understand when people are nice and when people are flirting thank u this has been a psa

(via roarning)

jwisser:

thepasta-nerada:

vvrathia:

the sexual tension when u and ur crush are online on fb at the same time and u just stare at their lil green dot

and suddenly you know what gatsby felt like

This is actually the most profound and appropriate literary allusion I’ve encountered so far this week.

(Source: twoukofukawa, via roarning)

antonioborelli:

WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE GENDERED DEODORANTS IF IM A GROWN ASS MAN AND I WANT TO SMELL LIKE COCOA BUTTER KISS THEN I FUCKIN WILL

(via roarning)

lindsaylohomo:

just a friendly reminder: my mind just goes completely blank after midnight so just ignore anything and everything i post after 12

(Source: tomrny, via roarning)

cozely:

I really want to hear Obama say “nigga please” just once 

(via roarning)

anticodon:

So I was on the train today and these two black guys were having a conversation not even that loud and said “nigga” like once when this white lady turns around and says “How do you think MLK Jr. would feel about you using that kind of language” and one of the guys snaps back and said “Idk maybe if your people didn’t shoot him I would know”

(via roarning)