who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
(Source: idiotshitbaby, via ohyoutouchedmytralala)
is there any way i can fill out an application and just be like “i am an awesome person and i’m smart and i like other people and i’m nice and i learn fast but i have a mental illness so that’s why i don’t have much work experience please hire me and give me a chance because it’s going to be 20 times more difficult for me to find a job than most people thank you”
um lol no
i remember once i was jerking off and my parents knocked on the door like “dinners ready, what are you doing?” and i got scared so i screamed playing pingpong. I don’t own a ping pong table.
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